Build your own liquor empire! Are you tired of buying red houses and turning them into yellow hotels? Would you like to learn how to make good tequila and how to profit from it? Start your own alcohol production! Whiskey, Gin, Vodka, Rum? What would you like to produce? "Stupromilowy biznes" is the first strategic game on the market where you build and manage an alcohol business. One of your important tasks will be to create your own line producing intoxicating drinks, operated by Hamsters from New Jersey. However, remember that producing alcohol on your own requires a lot of cash! To afford such a luxury, you must first invest in smaller businesses in various specific industries.
Businesses - what to invest in?
"Stupromilowy biznes" opens many opportunities to invest your WOW (short for: Universally Applicable Currency), including: production of Bestselling Criminal Geographic Atlases, the truffle search engine "AskthePig," WOOP-WOOP-WOOP, which is shale gas extraction, and many other, more or less twisted businesses... Each business offers you different possibilities. There are automated businesses that increase your cash without lifting a hoof. With others, you can sabotage your opponents. There are also businesses that require time investment to then gain a lot... or lose (depending on market conditions).
Players' Goal
It’s clear that animals don’t live just for money. Wealth is not and cannot be an end in itself, so there must be a higher goal. Fame is more important than wealth. And fame can come from winning the game! The fortune gained during the game is used to pass the Victory Path guarded by four Guardians so terrifying that at their sight 57% of the forest population loses fur, and the rest don’t lose fur because they have feathers. This path is occupied by the Tax Vulture, the Furious Bison-Esmen, Chuck Sobriety Tester, and the Mutated Nomad Boar. Effective and costly negotiations with these guys will allow you to win the Legendary Cup of the Promille Lord – which confirms the status of the greatest Business-animal in the entire Stupromilowy Forest. Who will be the first to take on the challenge to pass the victory path? Who will be the first to go bankrupt there? Who will win all negotiations and take the cup? Good fun with a glass. The game is intended for adults – in line with the idea of Stupromilowy Forest, it’s perfect for social gatherings with friends over 40% proof firewater. Drinking is an element of gameplay, cleverly woven into various player actions within the business activities.
WARNING!
You can freely replace alcohol with any beverage. Don’t wait! Become a proud resident of Stupromilowy Forest and join the ranks of brilliant businesspeople thinking unclearly, like Bison PromileTeusz or Madein Hyena. Invest in seemingly absurd businesses! Build seemingly unremarkable lines producing liquid percentages! Become the best business-animal in Stupromilowy Forest!
